A guy drives off a game show.
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The early bird gets the tape worm.
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Stupid people must be punished.
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A cartoon I drew in 7th grade science. "Yay dead stuff!"
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Doesn't this guy know when he's not wanted?
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I think it's a bunny. But it could also be duck. And yet, it also looks like a bunny. And yet...
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Some doctors are weird. Some doctors play video games on your x-rays. Some doctors -- how the heck did they pass medical school?
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A ghost plus a muscle man, equals a common catch phrase.