Tuesday, April 15, 2008

From the Sketch/Drawing Book

McKye drew these during his first few months in fifth grade.

First we have plans for an amusement park ride. As you can see it can result in nausea. But in McKye's world that's a good thing. He often builds roller coasters on Theme Park Tycoon and goes for the highest nausea level he can. Click to supersize.



Here is some poor soul getting brained in a corn field. As you can see, the impact was enough to eject his tongue. McKye thinks this is very funny. Click to supersize.


The U.S. patent office is currently considering these plans for the Car of the Future. As you can see on top, the car's undercarriage will be equipped with positively charged magnets as will the roads the car will travel on. The two magnets will repel each other, thus making for an almost inertia-free environment. Below the magnetic road will travel another positively charged magnet which will propel the car.

And a drill on the front of the car for mining enthusiasts. The bottom picture is the last thing an unlucky pedestrian might see. Click to supersize.


Another Car of the Future. This one noted for its aerodynamic design. "Can you imagine it slicing through the air?" Alternative designs are presented below. Click to supersize.



Perhaps this guy has just ridden his motorized bike into the path of an oncoming Car of the Future. As you can see, an essential article of clothing has succumbed to the g-forces. Fortunately McKye has censored the results for the squeamish among us. Click to supersize.


A knight juggling while hand standing on a horse's back. We're not certain what the horse thinks of this. Click to supersize.




A particularly malevolent spotted cat gives this equestrian the evil eye. But his noble steed is unperturbed. Perhaps even stuffed. Click to supersize.


This man is tackling a pig. He believes the pig is Japanese. (A World War II political cartoon?)


A Gun of the Future. In order to find yourself staring down this thing's barrel, you'd need eleven eyes.


This Gun of the Future is equipped with a reflective chamber that accelerates the laser until is exits the barrel and melts walls.

A look at the little writer inside of McKye's brain as he outlines a school-assigned paper.


Two people and a shrink ray. It was part of a story that McKye and Sheridan were outlining. But it didn't quite work out.


McKye's contribution to educational technology. The PalmEd.

Two Pokemon evolutions. As you can see in the first diagram, it is much easier to transport your Pokemon if it is encapsulated.





Misc

Below we present a chart tracking the evolution of the Nintendo Entertainment System: from NES to Super NES, to Nintendo 64. Click to supersize.



There was once a girl that McKye really didn't like. This is a picture he drew of her playing video games. As you can see, she has been crossed out. Also, those little wiggly antennas arising from her head are her stink. He probably drew this in 2003. Click to supersize.



Here's a rare glimpse into McKye's fantasy drawing. This is a crystal castle. Click to supersize.



And now for a little anatomy lesson. Did you know that you actually sneeze out of your pancreas? It's diagrammed right here. McKye has also provided us with a blueprint of what happens inside the head during a sneeze. Looks like the brain doesn't fare well. Click to supersize.



The plans for a secret base. So secret that it's called a bas to keep it secret. Click to supersize.



An invention of McKye's. Bubbles that turn into weaponry. Have great soapy fun while battling your friends! Click to supersize.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Lunch in the Kyesphere

Calvin's got nothing on these two lunch buddies. Note the chic glass table top. Click to supersize.




Kye-Fi

Another epic toon from McKye in the sci-fi genre. Here he prophesies the advent of robots that have trouble with articles. Click to supersize!










A Tragedy in 12 Cells

A note on reading protocol: frequently the first speech bubble you should read is located on the right. Unless the guy on the left has ESP. Click to supersize!












Space Guys' Adventure

In this episode the Space Guys get about 20 times as much text as last time. If cotton makes you squeamish, avert your eyes! Click to supersize!





I love the space guys.